Mr Jizz: The Premature Ejaculator

I received a DM on my twitter the other day that asked what the quickest a guy has ever come with me was… It got me thinking that I should definitely write a blog post about it, as this is the exact way to handle premature ejaculation…

I was out in a bar in Manchester, and it was relatively quiet when I literally bumped into this guy at the bar – This may be really bad but I can’t actually remember his name *cringe* so for the purpose of this story we’ll call him Mr Jizz…

I apologised for bumping into Mr Jizz and he ended up buying me a drink. He really caught my eye as he was exactly my type. He had a great haircut, was slim and had stubble that was almost verging on a beard. We stood at the bar and drank for ages getting to know each other and towards the end of the night there was definitely a lot of flirting going on .

At one point he was telling me a story and I was staring at him, I found him so fucking sexy! Mid way through his story I moved close to him and shoved my tongue in his mouth. He kissed me back and held my ass as our tongues tangled. Pressing against him I could feel his erection so I definitely wanted to get him home.

“Want to come back to mine for some fun?”

“Fuck yes!” He answered.

We left the club and hailed a taxi. On the way home we couldn’t stop kissing each other in the back of the cab. His hand was running up my legs, teasing my skirt hem and every now and then I’d run my hand over his bulge. We got back to my house and headed straight to the bedroom…

Once in there we still couldn’t keep our hands off each other. Snogging as I took my top off, pulled up my skirt and pulled down my panties. He started rubbing my pussy as he took his jeans off – his erect cock bouncing out and pushing against my pubes.

“Ahhhh” I cried out as his fingers went inside me. I was soaked. I temporarily stopped kissing him and quickly moved on to the bed. I lay down and spread my legs wide. “Come and fuck me” I pleaded. I didn’t have to ask twice.

He pulled his jeans and boxers completely off, took off his t shirt and climbed on top of me. We instantly started kissing again and I could barely wait. I whispered into his ear “fuck me”. I felt his hand reach down, he took hold of his cock and slid himself inside me. I was so wet he went deep quickly and easily.

“Ahhhh fuck” I cried out. And then…

“Ughhh ahhh fuck” he came. Two strokes and he had shot his load inside me.

“I’m sorry” he said looking me in the eye.

“That’s ok, it doesn’t matter” I reassured him trying to hide my disappointment.

“Don’t worry, I always come really quickly” he explained as he started moving down my body… He shuffled down between my legs and ran his fingers inside me.

“I can feel my cum” he told me. I have to admit, this massively turned me on. He started fingering me slowly and deeply, his finger curled up so it was running against my wall. He then lowered his face and started licking and flicking my clit. It felt fucking amazing. His finger bringing me closer and closer to orgasm.

“Fuck that’s amazing. You’re going to make me cum” I said, panting in between words.

“Oh I know” he replied as he started to finger me a little faster.

“Ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhh fuck yes” I cried out as I came, squirting all over my bed.

It was one of the nicest orgasms I had ever had… He wasn’t finished either. He pulled his finger out of me, held onto my thighs, lifted my legs in the air and then buried his face in my cunt, licking away and lapping up all of my juices. I came almost as quickly as he did earlier.

“Fuck you’re amazing at this” I told him.

“You kind of have to be when you always cum as quick as I do” he said with a smile on his face…

He knelt up, his cock was hard again and it was pointing at me. He crawled back up the bed and pushed his cock inside me again. He started kissing me, I loved that I could taste all my juices on his stubble. He grabbed my tit and continued to kiss me – 1 thrust, 2 thrust, 3 thrust, 4 thrust and he pulled out and came all over my body…

“See I told you. I always come quickly”

With that he lay next to me, started kissing me passionately again and slipped two fingers inside me, his fingers bent up again. My breathing was getting heavy and I was moaning so much I was struggling to continue to kiss him. “Ahh fuck yes. Yes. Yes!!!” I came again, really fucking hard.

“One more time?” He asked. But he was already crawling down the bed to place his face in my pussy to make me cum again for the fourth fucking time!

This is the best way ever to counteract premature ejaculation. He literally made me cum so fucking hard I couldn’t believe it! No woman would ever regret taking him home… Trust me.

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